destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

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nialljhood:

ASHTON’S A STRUGGLE AND I WANT TO BOOP HIS NOSE

BC THERE’S DERPY ASHTON

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BANG ME LIKE YOUR DRUMS ASHTON

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GIGGLY ASHTON

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I WANT TO LICK YOUR ABS ASHTON

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GUITAR PLAYER ASHTON

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ARTSY FARTSY ASHTON

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GLASSES ASHTON

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GRUMPY ASHTON

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BICEPS ASHTON

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DIMPLES ASHTON

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BANDANA ASHTON

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FEDORA ASHTON
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SELFIE KING ASHTON

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FETUS ASHTON

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AND JUST FUCKING ASHTON

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calum

nialljhood:

LUKE IS FUCKING JAILBAIT AND IM SAD ABOUT IT

BC THERES EMOJI LUKE

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CUTE NOSE RUBBING LUKE

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LIP RING LUKE

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DERPY LUKE

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SUNGLASSES LUKE 

SKYSCRAPER LUKE

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BROAD SHOULDERS LUKE

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CUTIE WITH FANS LUKE

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STAGE LUKE

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SNAPBACK LUKE

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BATMAN LUKE

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PLAID LUKE

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LEATHER JACKET LUKE

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MOMMA’S BOY LUKE

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DIMPLE LUKE

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POUTY LUKE

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EYES AS BLUE AS THE SKY LUKE

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FETUS LUKE

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LUKE FUCKING HEMMINGS DAMN

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calum ashton

planetsoda:

officialmcdonaldsblog:

pikachucastiel:

ghostofbucky:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…

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did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????

YES

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